[摘要]关于英语的搞笑说说，2) 多一分心力去注意别人，就少一分心力反省自己。。有关微信短信英语单词有关微信短信英语单词1、就到国庆了，不用华丽的词藻，也不抄袭别...
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描述英语的搞笑短信
当然！以下是一些搞笑的英语短信，希望能让你或你的朋友们会心一笑：
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1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they’re always nucleus of something.
2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
4. My wife asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
6. I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I’m slowly getting over it.
7. I wanted to make a belt out of watches,
but then it fell flat.
8. I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food, and I eat it.
9. I’m reading a book about teleportation.
I’ll let you know where it takes me.
10. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
11. I tried to catch some fog earlier...
I mist.
12. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
13. I have a photographic memory,
but I always forget to charge the camera.
14. I used to be a baker,
but I kneaded the dough.
15. I’m not lazy, I’m just at energy-saving mode.
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希望这些段子能给你带来欢乐！如果需要更多，随时告诉我！